ANIMAL PLANET

"Let's go the zoo, there's lot of things to do, and the food is fingers lickin' good!"
Ok... who ever knew this song, don't you think you are young, lads! 

Satu ketika dahulu, sewaktu saya masih kecil, lagu ini sering berkumandang di kaca televisyen sebagai iringan kepada sebuah iklan sebuah restoran makanan segera. Walau pun puluhan tahun telah berlalu, dan restoran itu pun sudah tidak wujud lagi dalam perkarangan zoo, apatah lagi iklan dan lagu tersebut, tapi entah mengapa melodinya masih terngiang-ngiang hingga ke hari ini. Ngiangan itu semakin kuat tatkala hati terpanggil untuk melawat Zoo Melaka.

At the entrance

Ok... ini kali pertama saya ke Zoo Melaka. Walau pun sudah banyak kali ke bandaraya bersejarah ini, saya ulang sekali lagi; ini kali pertama saya berada di Zoo Melaka, lebih tepat lagi sebagai pelancong, pelawat dan pengunjung yang terpaksa mengeluarkan sejumlah wang untuk masuk ke taman haiwan ini.

Sesuai dengan statusnya sebagai zoo kedua terbesar di negara ini, dan lokasinya yang berada jauh dari dari Lembah Kelang (di Lembah Klang kan semuanya mahal!), harga tiketnya jauh lebih murah jika dibandingkan dengan Zoo Negara Kuala Lumpur. Dengan hanya RM7.00 dewasa dan RM4.00 kanak-kanak berumur 5-12 tahun, anda boleh 'bermesra' dengan lebih daripada 200 spesis haiwan yang sentiasa menunggu kehadiran anda. Kawasannya yang luas meliputi 54 ekar tanah membolehkan anda membakar lemak dan kalori dengan berkesan sekali sekiranya menjelajah menggunakan kaki. Sekiranya anda tiada kudrat untuk mengunakan kaki, perkhidmatan trem ada disediakan dengan bayaran serendah RM2.00 sahaja untuk dewasa dan RM1.00 untuk kanak-kanak.Boleh pusing berapa banyak anda suka!
On the trem

Waktu operasinya bermula dari jam 9.00 pagi hingga 6.00 petang untuk sesi siang, manakala malamnya pula dibuka sekali lagi dari jam 8.00 hingga 10.00 malam.

Wah! Ada siang dan malam pula?

Benar, kerana tidak semua haiwan itu aktifnya pada waktu siang. Jadi untuk melihat perlakuan sebenar haiwan yang hanya aktif di waktu malam, kenalah datang Zoo Melaka, hanya pada hari sabtu, ahad, cuti sekolah dan cuti am sahaja malam buka.

Untuk rekod, Zoo Melaka terletak di bawah seliaan kerajaan iaitu PERHILITAN manakala Zoo Negara adalah di bawah pengurusan badan NGO iaitu Malaysian Zoological Society.

Ok, jom kita jenguk apa yang ada kat Zoo Melaka
Perghhh dah lah hensem, macho lak tu, posing tak henggat!

Burung kakak tua hinggap dijendela nenek sudah tua giginya tinggal dua.
Dragonfly bukanlah dragon, maka takkan dapat ia melawan buaya
Memerang bukan amran
Barking deer a.k.a rusa menyalak?
Misai tebal ular sawa
Landak bukan sekadar landak, tapi ini landak raya tau!
Flamingo atau bangau?
Kura-kura dalam perahu, pura-pura tak tahu konon
engkau bagai merak kayangan
enggang sama enggang
burung hantu tidur siang
Apa tengok-tengok?

Nak kata itik bukan itik, nak kata burung ada lah bau-bau bacang sikit.

Dia kata lahir kat Texas, itu pasal tanduk panjang macam Texas Longhorns
tak tahu apekebendanyer neh
kak zirafah yang sangat susah nak ambik keseluruhan badannya

Seladang ni mesti rajin gi gym. Dia punya muscle macam mr. muscle

Burung hering pemakan daging (sebut bangkai kang kecik hati pulak)

Kakak sedang menunjukkan skillnya
Last sekali pesanan dari kakak: jangan buang sampah merata-rata, tak baik berdosa!


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TOP 5 MOST EXPENSIVE CELEBRITY WEDDING

Even people who don't follow the life and times of the rich and famous seem to take an interest when they get married. This year's royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton caught the attention of the world, and three months later as they make their way to Canada and the United States, the hysteria hasn't worn off.

For those getting married in the near future, there may be very few pointers to be gained from these weddings but for those who have a spare $5 million to spend on their wedding, we have some resources to get you started. Below are our top five most expensive weddings of the twenty-first century. For you numbers-types, we adjusted the amounts for inflation and converted them to American dollars using currency rates from the date of the wedding.

Amit Bhatia and Vanisha Mittal
Date: June 22, 2004
Cost: $78 Million
Vanisha Mittal is the daughter of the owner of the largest steel company in the world, who is one of the world top billionaire, while Amit Bhatia is an investor based in London. No money was spared in this wedding. This six-day affair had 1,000 guests who were flown in on 12 charted Boeing jets. The wedding was held at the Grand Versailles in Beirut, Lebanon and featured 45 chefs, 10,000 flowers, 100 different Indian dishes, $1.5 million in wine, a huge wedding cake and all female guests were treated to luxurious bags of gifts. If that wasn't enough, nightclubs across the city were rented out so the couple could act out a specially written Bollywood story of how they met.

Kate Middleton and Prince William
Date: April 29, 2011
Cost: $34 Million
If you thought that the most talked about royal wedding since Princess Diana would undoubtedly be the most expensive wedding in history, it's not even close although it will be regarded as the gold standard for high society weddings of the modern age. England has a long history of lavish weddings and this was no exception. Between her $136,000 wedding ring, $80,000 cake, $70,000 dress, $800,000 in flowers, $600,000 wedding reception, luxurious hotel rooms for guests costing $550 per room per night, and police protection that cost the tax payers extra money in overtime and holiday pay, no expense was spared. If you're like most of the world, you probably watched the wedding or found scores of pictures.

Al-Muhtadee Billah and Sarah Salleh
Date: September 9, 2004
Cost: $5.7 Million
In Brunei, a small southeast Asian country rich in oil, 30-year-old heir to the Sultan of Brunei, Al-Muhtadee Billah married 17-year-old Sarah Salleh in a weeklong ceremony that included fireworks, 103 limousines, and a solid gold crown for the bride. Salleh was dressed in a lavish wedding gown and held a gold and diamond bouquet. When royalty gets married in Brunei, it is the subject of a national celebration including two weeks of activities, a parade complete with marching bands and a guest list full of international A-listers.

Liza Minnelli & David Gest
Date: March 16, 2002
Cost: $4.2 Million
This was a Hollywood partygoer's dream. Forty-nine year old David Gest married 56-year-old Hollywood star, Liza Minnelli in a wedding that reportedly made even the celebrities who are used to larger than life spectacles stand in awe of what they saw. The wedding party was a who's who of the day. Gest's best man was Michael Jackson and Minnelli's maid of honor was Elizabeth Taylor. A reported 1,000 people attended the wedding with Tony Bennett, backed by a 60 piece orchestra, providing the entertainment. Party-goers received a big dollar satin box filled with gifts fit for guests like Diana Ross, Lauren Bacall and Mia Farrow. Sadly, this couple proved that a big dollar wedding doesn't guarantee a happily ever after life. With allegations of spousal abuse as well as drug addiction, the couple divorced one year later.

Paul McCartney & Heather Mills
Date: June 11, 2002
Cost: $4.2 Million
This ultra-high dollar event is the most secluded and low profile of our five. Former Beatle, Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, a model who lost a leg in a motorcycle accident, married on June 11, 2002 at Castle Leslie, a secluded luxury castle in Ireland. The 300 person guest list was not disclosed but rumors place all the former Beatles, Bill Clinton, and many heads of state from all over the world. After a ceremony, guests danced on a large dance floor as well as rode in a luxury yacht throughout the event.

The bottom line:
Wah... kalau diorang offer rakam gambar diorang, raya cina saya!!!

Kita sebagai rakyat biasa ni, kalo kahwen biasanya bajet dalam RM15,000 - RM20,000 itu pon lepas berpeluh mintak diskaun sana-sini. Fotografer pun salah seorang mangsa yang kena mintak diskaun neh.

Apapon membazir itu amalan syaitooon. Buatlah majlis anda sekadar termampu. Semahal mana pun majlis perkahwinan itu, ianya hanya bersifat sementara. Seminggu dua mungkin ia masih diingat. Lama-lama lupalah kita. Yang kekal abadi adalah gambar yang dirakam di hari bersejarah itu.

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